• every distressed captain/commander in mass effect: what the fuck is this im in trouble and I asked for an entire fleet
  • shepard: I AM THE FLEET

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(via dextimusprime)